the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.
wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read
do you think the sheriff ever pauses his late night movie and calls melissa and hes like do you think dracula is real and melissa is like r u srs ??
#lmao dude probably thinks everything is real#’stiles which of your friends is a vampire’#’dad vampires aren’t real’#’REALLY STILES BECAUSE I SHOT A JAPANSESE DEMON LAST MONTH DON’T FUCKIN TELL ME VAMPIRES AREN’T REAL’
game of thrones season 4 one week challenge: day 3 - favourite quote in s4
"A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused. If they don’t know who you are or what you want, they can’t know what you plan to do next."
sometimes, Welcome to Night Vale is all like,
vote for this five-headed dragon to be mayor!
and then sometimes, Welcome to Night Vale is all like,
"The past tense of regret is indecision."
and i’m all like,
My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry
do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.
They get more childish the longer you watch.
in real life they’re growing and maturing…. on the show they’re just big children with guns