isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

game of thrones season 4 one week challenge: day 3 - favourite quote in s4 

"A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused. If they don’t know who you are or what you want, they can’t know what you plan to do next."

haverisenfromperdition:

sometimes, Welcome to Night Vale is all like,

vote for this five-headed dragon to be mayor!

and then sometimes, Welcome to Night Vale is all like,

"The past tense of regret is indecision."

and i’m all like,

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dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

ultrabananakin:

dyingmultipletimesfandom:

They get more childish the longer you watch.

in real life they’re growing and maturing…. on the show they’re just big children with guns

fangirl-number-one:

fuckinglesbian:

My favorite

I loved this scene so much, I remember when I first watched it I couldn’t stop laughing